Hark! said the Lord, for one became many to this very day. He smirked and grabbed the hammer in which he used to hammer things.
"I will use my powers for good, and not evil!" He commanded. "I vow to thy crowd that my beard remains anon! Now hush young children! I'm going to go bomb some Dodongos!" He rushed out the door, his wedding-like dress flutering swiftly behind him.

The door closed on the tip of the brim of the dress. It ripped off, supposedly revealing the lord's buttox. Though, the lord did not return, it was not possible. The door was closed. The prisoners were free.

"Huzzah! We were able to remain alive throughout this time! Halelujiah! I shall not thank thy Lord, for he is the one who kept us here in the first place, however, I shall thank thy Jesus Christ!"

With his hip modern day teen slang, one crowd member broke the others' bubbles. "Jesus Christ is the son of God, dood. God is the Lord that we just got rid of. If God is evil, then so is his son. Fo shizzle."

"Ah! How foolish we were!" One crowd member cried in panic. "Who shall we thank now?"

Then, out of no where, an impulse on the building -- the court house -- began ripping the building apart. A voice was heard on the other side, though the prisoners were not aware of who it was.

"Oh Jesus Christ! What have thy done uncorrect? We shall correct our errors in life! Just stop this violence! We are as much of people as you are!"

The building tore down, crushing all the slaves. They were all dead now, though the one who destroyed the building hadn't noticed.

"You can thank me: Silver the Hedgehog!" He cried in triumph, thinking as if he did right instead of wrong. He took a second glimpse at the crushed buildings and the dead bodies.

"Oh thats right; you guys are humans. You can't go through foundation." Silver thought aloud to himself. "Woops."

"Well shit..."

"So, they're dead because of..."

"Curse me and my fucking good power..."

"I tried to do good, not bad!"

"Well I guess I should..."

"How the fuck am I going to...?"

"Now what the f...?"

"Oh FUCK IT all!"

And as perturbed as he sounded, Silver walked away, as an accident murderer.

"But, it was an accident. I forgot the silly ways of humans probably because I'm not as fast as Sonic, and I abuse my powers to do everything for me. Still, I find myself better then anybody else." He was rambling on and on to himself.

And that was that; Silver killed the now-dead released slaves. What happened to the lord and Jesus, you may ask? They're busy having sex with Amy Rose, who didn't snag Sonic but was able to get the next best thing.

And the story shant be continued.

Unless you wanted me to.